The D'oh-cial Network


The Simpsons - Season 23 - Episode 11 - The D'oh-cial Network
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The Simpsons - The D'oh-cial Network is the 11th episode from season 23 and number 497 overall in the series.
This Simpsons episode is a parody of The Social Network movie, which is about the story of Facebook.
So, Lisa Simpsosn starts her own online network after realizing that she has no friends and the easiest way to make them is online. Her social network is called SpringFace and it becomes incredibly popular in Springfield.
Lisa has many friends on SpringFace but they still ignore her in real life, and the website starts to cause trouble in the town when people use it while driving and cause accidents. As a result of this, Lisa is put on trial and the court orders her to close down SpringFace.

Holidays of Future Passed


The Simpsons - Season 23 - Episode 9 - Holidays of Future Passed
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The Simpsons - Holidays of Future Passed is the 9th episode from season 23 and number 495 overall in the series. The episode has received positive reception from television critics and has been particularly praised for its humor and for its emotional scenes, such as one where Bart and Lisa sit in their old treehouse and talk about how difficult parenting is.
he latest "look-into-the-future" episode sees Bart as a deadbeat dad living in Springfield Elementary (which is now an apartment complex instead of a school) trying to be a good dad to the children he had with Jenda from "Future-Drama". Meanwhile, a pregnant, unwed Maggie (who is now a singer) goes into labor while on her way to family dinner and Lisa tries to find a common bond with her rebellious teenage daughter, Zia.

Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson


The Simpsons - Season 23 - Episode 10 - Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson
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The Simpsons - Politically Inept, with Homer Simpson is the 10th episode from season 23 and number 496 overall in the series.
American musician and conservative political activist Ted Nugent made his second guest appearance on The Simpsons in this episode, which makes fun of his views on hunting and gun ownership. The episode has received generally positive reception from television critics and has been particularly praised for its satire of politics and cable news commentators.
Video footage of Homer ranting about being harassed by TSA agents and forced to sit on a grounded plane for seven hours (due to airport incompetence) goes viral and lands Homer on cable television as a political pundit with his own show.

The Ten-Per-Cent Solution


The Simpsons - Season 23 - Episode 8 - The Ten-Per-Cent Solution
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The Simpsons - The Ten-Per-Cent Solution is the 8th episode from season 23 and number 494 overall in the series.
In this Simpsons episode Krusty the Clown Show is canceled again because Itchy & Scratchy cartoons are more popular then Krusty's show (cartoon that is shown during The Krusty the Clown Show).
Anyway Krusty reunites with his first agent who gets him a gig on cable television.
"The Ten-Per-Cent Solution" was watched by approximately nine million people during this broadcast. In the demographic for adults aged 18–49, the episode received a 4.0 Nielsen rating (a fifty-four percent increase over the previous episode) and a ten percent share.

The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants

The Simpsons - Season 23 - Episode 7 - The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants
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The Simpsons - The Man in the Blue Flannel Pants is the 7th episode from season 23 and number 493 overall in the series.
The Simpson family host a tastemaker party at their home to promote Absolut Krusty, Krusty the Clown's own brand of liquor. Mr. Burns takes notice of the party's success and decides to promote Homer to "Account Man" for the Springfield Nuclear Plant. Robert Marlowe, a seasoned account veteran, takes Homer under his wing and shows Homer what the high life is like in the corner office. The job changes Homer into a sad individual, who drinks in the dark and complains about the meaninglessness of his job. When Homer's long hours at the office become the norm and Homer becomes distant from his family, a family vacation with Marge and the children help him realize that family always comes before work. Meanwhile, Lisa introduces Bart to a new literary world which sparks his interest in reading classic novels. In the beginning, Bart struggles with reading and suggests that he should just get a job where he does not have to read. Lisa insists and Bart eventually learns to read properly. When the bullies watches him reading a classic novel at school, they force him to read Little Women to them.
Meanwhile, both Marge and Mr. Burns want Homer to go on the same rafting trip. Homer starts with being on his family's raft, and then swims back and forth between that and Mr. Burns's raft. Marge discovers that he has double booked the weekend while both rafts float near a waterfall, and is upset that he chose to do work on a family outing. Homer can only save one raft, and he saves the one containing his family. As Mr. Burns and the executives are about to go over the waterfall, Marlowe rides up on a motorboat and carries Mr. Burns to safety, while the executives fall over the edge. Homer goes over the waterfall by himself, but is completely unharmed. Later, at their house, Homer tells Marge that he is a safety inspector again. Fireworks go off outside, and it is revealed that they were caused by a fire at the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant, presumably because Homer failed at his job.

The Book Job


The Simpsons - Season 23 - Episode 6 - The Book Job
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The Simpsons - The Book Job is the 6th episode from season 23 and number 492 overall in the series.
In this Simpsons episode Lisa discovers that her favorite book series (the Angelica Button fantasy series as mentioned in "The Haw-Hawed Couple") is ghost-written by a group of publishers (with an actress as the "author"), Homer and Bart are inspired to do the same by getting a group of people to write a fantasy novel about ghouls in a prestigious academy - but when an actual publisher plots to turn it into yet another vampire fiction book for teens, Lisa, Bart, and Homer must save their original work from getting destroyed.
Michael Cavna of The Washington Post wrote positively about the episode, commenting that from "the one-liners of the episode’s dinosaur-show opening (reminding that a prime-time 'fossil' like The Simpsons still has sharp comedic bicuspids) to the final trick up 'Neil Gaiman’s' dark sleeve, 'The Book Job' is worthy of the show’s DVD wall of fame."

The Food Wife


The Simpsons - Season 23 - Episode 5 - The Food Wife
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The Simpsons - The Food Wife is the 5th episode from season 23 and number 491 overall in the series.
Marge feels frustrated about the fact that Homer get to do the fun stuff with the kids,after he takes Bart and Lisa to a video game convention. Marge takes the situation in her hands and she decide to go with the kids to an "X-Games" convention which actually is a christian event and the name is "† Games". After this, some engine problems of the car and an Ethiopian restaurant are the ingredients of a food blog that Marge and the kids started. The blog quickly becomes popular but Homer feels left out. Anyway Marge feeling bad invites him along.
However, after beginning to worry that he will reclaim his position as the parent perceived as the most fun by the children, she sends him to the wrong address. Homer unknowingly arrives at a meth lab, where a gunfight starts as the police burst in.
The episode contains several references to different foods and famous chefs, and is largely devoted to the foodie culture, which Selman has said that he "always thought was funny and fascinating. The idea of food as not only something you enjoy eating, but as something that you are so passionate about that you're kind of bragging about it."

Replaceable You

The Simpsons - Season 23 - Episode 4 - Replaceable You
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The Simpsons - Replaceable You is the 4th episode from season 23 at number 490 overall in the series.
Homer gets a new assistant at Springfield Nuclear Power Plant and in the beginning he is very happy about it as the new colleague named (a tall woman named Roz Davis), is organized and cheerful. The truth is that Roz is trying to get Homer's job and she even wins the "Worker of Millennium" award at the plant, scene in which Homer will have this moment.
Meanwhile, Bart and Martin Price create a baby seal robot for a science fair, that becomes a hit with the elderly crowd at the Springfield Retirement Center.
"Replaceable You" has received mixed reviews from television critics. Josh Harrison of Ology wrote positively about the episode, giving it an eight out of ten rating.

Treehouse of Horror XXII


The Simpsons - Season 23 - Episode 3 - Treehouse of Horror XXII
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The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XXII is the third episode of season 23 and number 489 overall in the series. It is also the 22nd Halloween episode of the series The Simpsons.
As the usual, the Treehouse of Horror series contains the opening and three separate stories, and so we have:
The opening
When Bart, Lisa and Maggie come home from trick-or-treating, Marge switches out the candy with dental hygiene products and asks Homer to deliver the candy to a drive for the troops overseas. Homer instead runs off with the bag to eat its contents in privacy at a canyon cliff. Unfortunately, Homer trips and falls to the bottom of the canyon with his arm pinned. Fueled by his need to get the out-of-reach bag of candy, and reluctant to wait twenty minutes for help, Homer is forced to chew off his arm. Though he manages it after a few tries, Homer learns that he was carrying a bag of vegetables, as Bart, Lisa and Maggie had secretly stolen back their candy.

The Diving Bell and the Butterball
Homer begins to decorate the house for Halloween and is reaching for a decorations in a box. Unfortunately, there is a real Black Widow spider in the box and when Homer is grabbing for what he thinks is a plastic spider, he gets bitten by the real one. The bite leaves Homer unable to move or talk. When Lisa reads for him, she discovers that he can communicate through flatulence. The Simpson family is amazed at the result and Lisa helps Homer tell Marge how he feels about her. When he is again bitten by another spider (a radioactive one), he spontaneously gains the ability to make spider webs and have the same abilities as Spider-Man, even when still paralyzed. Homer is able to shoot spider webs out of his rear end.

Dial D for Diddly
After hearing who he thinks is God tell him to murder people, Ned Flanders becomes a serial killing vigilante, targeting characters who are Homer's enemies. When Flanders discovers that Homer is the one who has been duping him into committing murder (by way of a Bible-shaped receiver), Homer argues that God does not exist and burns the radio receiver, only to be stopped and strangled to death by God Himself. Marge begs God to reverse everything that has happened, but God tells her that Satan is the one who is running the world. When Flanders thinks that this scenario cannot get any worse, it is revealed that Satan is having sex with Ned's deceased wife, Maude.

In the Na'Vi
In the future, Krusty the Clown is still alive, but has trouble entertaining his Nazi audience. On the distant planet Rigel Seven there is a sacred extract called Hilarrium, which causes people to get in a better mood. Krusty desperately needs this sacred extract and uses military force to obtain it. The military recruits Bart and Milhouse to befriend the alien race in avatar bodies. They succeed in this and Bart ends up getting Kang's daughter pregnant. It turns out that the extract Hilarrium, which is excreted by their queen, is primarily used by the natives to reduce the mood swings from pregnant women and Bart and Milhouse are shown where the alien race gets it from. Milhouse then reveals the location of the extract to the military, which then attacks the natives. In the battle, the natives are helped by all the animals of the planet, which eventually defeats the military. Kang and Kodos then admit that they would have just given the Hilarrium to the humans.

Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts


The Simpsons - Season 23 - Episode 2 - Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts
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The Simpsons - Bart Stops to Smell the Roosevelts is the second episode of season 23 and number 488 overall in the series.
This episode is the first to feature Superintendent Chalmers as the central character and Chalmers' flashbacks references the films The Breakfast Club and Fight Club.
Principal Skinner challenges Superintendent Chalmers to get Bart to be excited about learning something or anything after Bart's latest pranks -- and finds it in the form of teaching Bart about the life and times of Theodore Roosevelt. However, when Chalmers' unorthodox teaching methods get him fired, it's up to Bart and the rest of the students who have been motivated by Chalmers to reinstate him.

The Falcon and the D'ohman

The Simpsons - Season 23 - Episode 1 - The Falcon and the D'ohman
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The Simpsons - The Falcon and the D'ohman is the first episode of season 23 and number 487 overall in the series.
The name of the episode "The Falcon and the D'ohman" is a reference to the 1985 film "The Falcon and the Snowman".
At Springfield Nuclear Power Plant is hired a new security guard named Wayne, who soon becomes Homer's friend. The problem is that Wayne is connected to the Ukrainian Mafia.
Meanwhile Marge dreams about participating in the "Top Chef" contest hosted by Tom Colicchio.
This episode also reveals the fate of the relationship between Ned Flanders and Edna Krabappel that was initiated in the previous episode, as we can see in the beginning, Comic Book Guy opens the season premiere by telling the viewers that there will be hints in the episode as to the conclusion of the romance between Ned and Edna.

The Simpsons Movie

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About The Simpsons Movie:
The Simpsons Movie is an animated comedy film after the television series The Simpsons.
In was aired on 26/27 July 2007 and it was a real success.
The Simpsons Movie was directed by David Silverman, and stars the regular television cast of Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Hank Azaria, Harry Shearer, Tress MacNeille, and Pamela Hayden. It features Albert Brooks as Russ Cargill, the evil head of the Environmental Protection Agency who intends to destroy Springfield after Homer pollutes the lake. As the townspeople exile him and eventually his family abandons him, Homer works to redeem his folly by stopping Cargill's scheme.
There were previous attempts to create a Simpsons film, but they failed to do it because of the lack of a script of appropriate length and production crew members. Anyway, it is a good thing that they managed to do it in the end.
I don't want to spoil your pleasure of watching The Simpsons Movie by giving you a complete plot, so I'm only telling you that Homer pollutes the town's water supply by accident and the entire Springfield is covered by a gigantic glass dome, by the EPA organization. The entire population of Springfield turns against the Simpson family and they are declared fugitives.
Homer must find a solution to please his family and to save Springfield from certain destruction.
I must say that this movie is incredible well done. The action, the scenario, the specific humor and everything is here. I watched it many times and I hope that you'll enjoy it as much as I did.

The Simpsons - Season 24

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(Air date: September 30, 2012)
The Simpsons Moonshire River episode marks the beginning of Season 24. The episode was dedicated to Andy Williams, who died five days before the episode aired due to bladder cancer (R.I.P.). In this Simpsons episode, Bart comes to the conclusion that all his relationships with girls didn't last long, as he was rejected by ...
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The Simpsons - Episode 510 - Treehouse of Horror XXIII
(Air date: October 7, 2012)
The episode opens an ancient Mayan city, a sacrifice is about to take place to prevent the end of the world from happening at the end of the 13th Baktun. A Mayan Homer, who has been fattened up to be sacrificed, hears about it for the first time (as he did not pay attention during orientation) and attempts to ...
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The Simpsons - Episode 511 - Adventures in Baby-Getting
(Air date: November 4, 2012)
Homer's neglect to fix a dripping faucet causes the water to seep underground and create a massive cavern underneath the town square. The ground eventually caves in, just as Marge drives her car into the hole. She and the kids manage to get out, but Marge is unable to recover her car as the hole is soon filled ...
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The Simpsons - Episode 512 - Gone Abie Gone
(Air date: November 11, 2012)
In this episode Homer plays with Lisa's future again as he puts her college fund into online poker, this being his way to fight back against big banks. The tricky part is that Lisa now must become a player in order to take the money back and as many of you already know, Lisa is not the kind of person to become ...
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The Simpsons - Episode 513 - Penny-Wiseguys
(Air date: November 18, 2012)
In this episode Homer finds out a shocking thing - that Dan Gillick, Homer's bowling teammate, is the accountant of Fat Tony and his mob. When Fat Tony got in trouble with the government and he is forced to serve time on a jury, he names Dan Gillick to be his temporary replacement...
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The Simpsons - Episode 514 - A Tree Grows in Springfield
(Air date: November 25, 2012)
In this episode Homer finds out a shocking thing - that Dan Gillick, Homer's bowling teammate, is the accountant of Fat Tony and his mob. When Fat Tony got in trouble with the government and he is forced to serve time on a jury, he names Dan Gillick to be his temporary replacement...
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The Simpsons - Episode 515 - The Day the Earth Stood Cool
(Air date: December 9, 2012)
The name of the episode is a reference to the sci-fi movie "The Day the Earth Stood Still".
In this episode Homer Simpson is not pleased with his image and he whats a younger and hipper one. An so, he starts to socialize with his cool new neighbors from Portland, OR, named  ...
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The Simpsons - Episode 516 - To Cur with Love
(Air date: December 16, 2012)
In this episode, Grandpa Simpson is forced to move home with the Simpsons because of a fire on the retirement home and Homer throws out his back on moving day and decides to stay home to recover.
While he was home alone, enjoying himself, he gets distracted by a game on the tablet ("VillageVille") and he ...
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The Simpsons - Episode 517 - Homer Goes to Prep School
(Air date: January 6, 2013)
In this episode, Homer starts seeing people as primates after a lock-down in a kids fun center where he has a traumatizing experience. Later on, at the Moe's tavern, he meets a doomsday freak, who [watch this Simpsons Episode online]



The Simpsons - Episode 518 - A Test Before Trying
(Air date: January 13, 2013)
After Bart is the only SES student to not show up and take a statewide test, he faces extreme pressure because only a high score by him will lift the school's average enough to prevent its shutdown; elsewhere, Homer finds a discarded parking ...
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The Simpsons - Episode 519 - The Changing of the Guardian
(Air date: January 27, 2013)
A storm passes over Springfield, and the Simpson family tries to pass it by playing a board game. Suddenly, Lisa spots a tornado that has touched down and sucks up Santa's Little Helper. Homer and Marge leave the children behind to ...
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The Simpsons - Episode 520 - Love is a Many-Splintered Thing
(Air date: February 10, 2013)
An older and wiser, but not happier Bart looks back upon his failures with women, particularly Mary Spuckler. Returning to Springfield, Mary tries to reconnect with Bart but finds that he takes her for granted, and pays little attention to her.
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The Simpsons - Episode 521 - Hardly Kirk-ing
(Air date: February 17, 2013)
In this episode, Milhouse has a new interesting adventure together with Bart, experiencing the life of an adult.
After Bart cover's Milhouse's head with silicon and end up almost bald, looking like his unsuccessful  ...
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The Simpsons - Episode 522 - Gorgeous Grampa
(Air date: March 03, 2013)
The opening of the episode is a Harlem Shake dance which starts with maggie then family, then a big load of characters from the show.
In this episode, Homer gets addicted to a reality TV show called Storage ...
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The Simpsons - Episode 523 - Black Eyed, Please
(Air date: March 10, 2013)
Homer invites himself at Flanders' house for breakfast when he discovers that his neighbor's parents are here. He begins to build a relationship with them which causes Ned to punch him in the face, giving him a shiner. Homer is ...
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The Simpsons - Episode 524 - Dark Knight Court
(Air date: March 17, 2013)
Springfield celebrates the Easter. During their celebration hundreds of eggs are suddenly fired at the townspeople, ruining their clothes and splattering the streets. The citizens immediately suspect Bart after seeing him laughing at their misfortune.
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The Simpsons - Episode 525 - What Animated Women Want
(Air date: April 14, 2013)
In this episode, Homer surprises Marge with a new Japanese restaurant but does not listen her at all when she tries to tell him about her problems. This causes Marge to leave before the end of the meal while Homer desperately tries to make amend.
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The Simpsons - Episode 526 - Pulpit Friction
(Air date: April 28, 2013)
After they crashed on the couch during the couchgag, Homer commands a new couch in provenance from Brooklyn. The couch, however, is infested by bedbugs and soon, Springfield does not know how get ride of it. Even Lovejoy can't calm the town. As a result, the ...
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The Simpsons - Episode 527 - Whiskey Business
(Air date: May 5, 2013)
in this episode, Homer and Marge help a suicidal Moe get a new lease on life by buying him a new suit and two venture capitalists help Moe make his dreams come true when they sample an aged bourbon he's been hiding for years and ...
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The Simpsons - Episode 528 - The Fabulous Faker Boy
(Air date: May 12, 2013)
Marge has a parent-principal conference with Principal Skinner, who tells her that Bart could practice a musical activity to improve his academics. Marge agrees, and she tries giving Bart a musical teacher, but he turns ...
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The Simpsons - Episode 529 - The Saga of Carl Carlson
(Air date: May 19, 2013)
Bart and Lisa become addicted to a new karate show and they can't live without it until the Family go to a probability museum where Homer becomes fascinated by a lottery video featuring french philosopher Blaise Pascal. Homer, Lenny, Carl and Moe team up and win the Springfield ...
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The Simpsons - Episode 530 -  Dangers on a Train
(Air date: May 19, 2013)
It is a special day, Homer and Marge's anniversary and Homer remembers a place where he used to make love with her . The problem is that he discovers that the place is now closed. He manages to save a small train and with the help from his bar buddies ...
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A Tree Grows in Springfield


The Simpsons - Season 24 - Episode 6 - A Tree Grows in Springfield
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The Simpsons - A Tree Grows in Springfield is the 6th episode from the Simpsons season 24 and number 514 overall in the series.
Homer has a very bad day but that changes when he wins a Mapple MyPad at the school (thanks to Lisa who bought a ticket for him). Homer becomes obsessed to the new gadget, doing nothing else but playing on it. Eventually he falls into an uncovered sewage and breaks the MyPad tablet. 
Homer gets depresses over his life again but Flanders picks up Homer's spirits when he finds the word "Hope" written on The Simpsons' backyard tree in sap and everyone sees it as a miracle. 

Penny-Wiseguys

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The Simpsons - Penny-Wiseguys is the 5th episode form The Simpsons season 24 and number 513 overall in the series.
In this episode Homer finds out a shocking thing - that Dan Gillick, Homer's bowling teammate, is the accountant of Fat Tony and his mob. When Fat Tony got in trouble with the government and he is forced to serve time on a jury, he names Dan Gillick to be his temporary replacement.
Meantime, Lisa starts to spice up her vegetarian diet adding insects in the menu after passing out during a saxophone solo from iron deficiency. But this doesn't last much as she feels guilty, even in her dreams bugs guilt her.

Gone Abie Gone

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The Simpsons - Gone Abie Gone is the 4th episode from the Simpsons season 24 and number 512 overall in the series.
In this episode Homer plays with Lisa's future again as he puts her college fund into online poker, this being his way to fight back against big banks. The tricky part is that Lisa now must become a player in order to take the money back and as many of you already know, Lisa is not the kind of person to become a poker player.
In this time the oldest member of the family, Grampa Simpson, mysteriously disappears from the Springfield Retirement Castle. He also leaves behind clues to some parts of his life that was not known by his family before - he was married with Rita LaFleur (a black singer), worked with Marvin Hamlisch in a restaurant, etc.

Treehouse of Horror XXIII

The Simpsons - Season 24 - Episode 2 - Treehouse of Horror XXIII
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The Simpsons - Treehouse of Horror XXIII is the second episode form season 24  and 510 overall in the series, being part of the Halloween specials (Treehouse of Horror Series).
The plot of this Episode has four parts:

Opening sequence
The episode opens an ancient Mayan city, a sacrifice is about to take place to prevent the end of the world from happening at the end of the 13th Baktun. A Mayan Homer, who has been fattened up to be sacrificed, hears about it for the first time (as he did not pay attention during orientation) and attempts to back out to no avail. However, his wife, a Mayan Marge, tricks a guard, a Mayan Moe, into getting himself sacrificed instead by promising him sex. After the sacrifice, a Mayan Professor Frink confirms that the world will end after the 13th Baktun, which, accounting for the Gregorian calendar and the birth of Jesus, puts the end of days in the year 2012 (with the Mayan Mayor Quimby placing the blame on Obama).
In the present, Homer encounters three Mayan stone gods, mistaking them for trick-or-treaters. One of them steps on Homer, then jumps on Flanders' house. The stone trio wreak havoc on Springfield and the world, destroying popular landmarks, causing rivers of lava to appear, and splitting the earth into large fissures. Once their destruction is done, they fly off, leaving the Earth to explode. In its place, the bloodied title, "Treehouse of Horror XXIII" appears.

The Greatest Story Ever Holed
The citizens of Springfield gather to witness the activation of the Springfield Particle Accelerator, although they originally wanted to use the money to build a new baseball stadium, but Lisa convinced them otherwise. Professor Frink activates the machine and it works, but nothing exciting happens, and everyone blames Lisa for her suggestion (with Lenny adding that the money they wasted on the particle accelerator could have been used for a war). When everyone is gone, two particles collide with each other and create a small black hole which floats off. Lisa finds it, and after it sucks up Ralph and Nelson, she takes it so that it will not cause any more trouble. The Simpsons put it in the basement and Lisa warns them not to throw anything in it or otherwise it will grow bigger, but of course Homer, Bart and Marge decide to use it as a trash disposal, and Homer even opens a business allowing people to throw their junk into it. But the black hole becomes huge and consumes everything in sight. The only person who is not sucked in is Maggie, whose pacifier flies into the black hole, inexplicably stopping it. Meanwhile, all of Springfield has been warped to an alternate planet, where aliens worship their trash.

Un-Normal Activity
When strange events occur at the Simpson house, Homer sets up cameras to photograph what is haunting them over a period of fifteen days. The culprit, while attempting to abduct Maggie, is revealed to be a Moe-like demon with whom Marge made a deal to save her sisters who summoned the demon as part of a Satanic ritual. However, as part of the deal to leave Patty and Selma alone, the demon would return 30 years later to take Marge's favorite child as payment (which turns out to be Maggie, much to Lisa's shock). Homer manages to convince the demon to relinquish the bargain in return for Homer to reluctantly engage in three-way sex with him and another demon.

Bart and Homer's Excellent Adventure
Bart travels back to 1974 in Professor Frink's time machine to buy a comic book at 25 cents instead of the current $200 price at the Android Dungeon. He then finds Homer in high school, just moments before he meets Marge for the first time (as seen in the season two episode "The Way We Was," when the two met each other in detention). Before Bart returns to 2012, he tells Marge (who is already angry at teenage Homer for strangling Bart) to never get married to Homer. When Bart returns to 2012, he finds that Artie Ziff is now his father and the family is rich and successful, to the point where Nelson Muntz is now hired as Bart's butler and personal punching bag. 1970s Homer, who stowed away into the trunk of the time machine, finds out about Marge and meets 2012 Homer, who wants Marge. The two devise a plan, summoning every time incarnation of Homer to beat up Artie. Though the Homers lose badly despite greatly outnumbering Artie, they wind up winning over Marge, who takes pity on the beaten Homers.

Adventures in Baby-Getting

The Simpsons - Season 24 - Episode 3 - Adventures in Baby-Getting
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The Simpsons - Adventures in Baby-Getting is the third episode of season 24 and 511 overall in the series. It was scheduled to air on October 21, 2012, but was pre-empted by Major League Baseball playoffs, and aired on November 4, 2012 instead. It featured guest star Jeff Gordon as himself.
It is election day in Springfield and Homer is on his way to the voting booths at Springfield Elementary School, all the while showing his bitterness about voting. Arriving at the voting booths, Homer is initially unable to decide whether he should vote for Barack Obama or Mitt Romney, as both have their flaws. Eventually, Homer votes for Romney, but is shocked to find that he got a medical deduction for a personality implant, he has six wives all named Ann, and the government paid him taxes for five years. Before Homer can rush out of the booth to tell the press, he is sucked into a tube and gets outsourced to a factory somewhere in China, where U.S.A. flags are being made. Homer is initially satisfied with the outcome because he has got a steady job until Selma comes out of the tube.

Homer's neglect to fix a dripping faucet causes the water to seep underground and create a massive cavern underneath the town square. The ground eventually caves in, just as Marge drives her car into the hole. She and the kids manage to get out, but Marge is unable to recover her car as the hole is soon filled up with useless items and covered with an asphalt layer, burying the car. With the car gone, Marge purchases a new one, a Nissan Sensible, but she dislikes it and it is unknown why. Eventually, Homer gets her to reveal her reason behind the disapproval of the new car: Marge feels that the car, as it seats five, destroys her chances at having another baby, which she secretly wanted to have. Though Homer approves of Marge's desire to have another baby, he is actually horrified by it, feeling that three kids are enough for him to handle. Homer and Marge later find that their chances at having a baby are still nonexistent, as Homer's sperm are dead. However, Moe reveals that Homer sold some of his sperm to the Shelbyville Fertility Clinic a few years back. Homer and Marge head for the clinic, and Homer tries to divert Marge's attention by taking a historic route and stopping by several places. This plan fails, prompting him to admit his true feelings about another baby to Marge. This angers her and the two drive home. During a stop at a restaurant, however, Homer observes a family of six and finds that the father is enjoying himself with the fourth, youngest child. Changing his mind, he and Marge return to their original plan and arrive at the clinic. There, Marge is horrified to learn that Homer sold a lot of sperm to the clinic, resulting in a huge number of Homer-like babies. This forces her to tell Homer that they should probably wait, and Homer agrees. They later watch a movie, where Homer spots a set of septuplets matching his facial description, and all eight yell out, "D'oh!"
In a subplot, Bart and Milhouse find a message dropped by Lisa that reads in cursive, "The five boxing wizards jump quickly." They also see Lisa sneak off into a taxicab. Intrigued, the two recruit Nelson and Ralph, both previous boyfriends of Lisa's, in hopes of profiling her mind to find the meaning of the message. While following Lisa, Nelson and Ralph find another message, also in cursive, saying, "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my vow." The group's efforts in finding out what the messages mean go nowhere, and by this time, Principal Skinner, who is concerned from Lisa's strange disappearances, has joined them. Skinner deduces that the paper used for both messages only belongs to the previous principal of Springfield Elementary School, Meredith Milgram. The five visit her house and find Lisa there. Lisa reveals that she had started learning cursive (of which, Skinner reveals that Springfield Elementary's budget cannot afford teaching students to write cursive) and that the two messages were practice sentences, as both consisted of every letter from the alphabet. Bart and the other boys are shocked to learn that the reason behind this mystery was a mere after-school class, but Skinner finds enjoyment in the solution. The episode ends with the credits all written in cursive handwriting.

Moonshine River

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 About this Simpsons Episode:
The Simpsons Moonshire River episode marks the beginning of Season 24. The episode was dedicated to Andy Williams, who died five days before the episode aired due to bladder cancer (R.I.P.). In this Simpsons episode, Bart comes to the conclusion that all his relationships with girls didn't last long, as he was rejected by all of them. After visiting his ex girlfriends (which rejected him again), Bart turns to his last ex-girlfriend, Cletus' daughter Mary. Mary has run away from home to New York City and Bart goes after her. Meanwhile in New York, Marge and Lisa try to find something to do that does not cost a fortune and Homer makes a fool of himself in public (nothing new here :P ).
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